10 Good Reasons to Marry a Muslim

1. Cool Kids’ Names

2. In with the In-Crowd- Get with it!

2a. Diversify Your Gene Portfolio

3. Wedding of Your Dreams

4. Instant Celebrity

5. Pull the “M” Card

6. Family Drama and Not Just Yo’ Mamma

7,8,9 &10. You totally thought I was going to list something about ”multiple wives,” didn’t you? Didn’t you? Like saving on wedding expenses by doing 4 brides-in-1, or creating a dynasty of little you’s in one-quarter the time. You were just waiting for it, weren’t you?

Well, sorry, I couldn’t resist: Reasons 7,8,9, &10 = Wives 1,2,3 & 4.

Polygamy: expanding the Muslim empire since 600AD.

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Oppressed Muslim Men

I almost fell off my futon laughing! (Hijab tip: Aicha Sebaa)



Update (02/21): Folks, calm down I'm pretty sure he's joking. If not that, then he's making a "single & lookin'" announcement for himself. Think about it, first he tells you he knows all of his Islamic duties and then he casually adds in that he's single. Either way, I'm pretty sure he isn't serious.