Sampling of the Top 20 Strange Complaints About Co-Workers

As somebody who has recently returned to the workforce, full-time, I found this sampling to be hilarious:

• Employee suspected co-worker was a pimp
• Employee smells like road ramps
• Employee's aura is wrong
• Employee's body is magnetic and keeps de-activating my magnetic access card
• Co-Worker reminded employee too much of Bambi
• Employee is so polite, it's infuriating
• Employee is trying to poison me
• Employee is personally responsible for the federally-mandated tax increase
• Employee was annoyed the company didn't provide a place for naps during break time
• Employee only wears slippers or socks at work
• Employee breathes too loudly
• Employee wore pajamas to work
• Employee spends too much time caring for stray cats around the building
• 8 a.m. is too early to get up for work

Source: Workplace Prof. Blog