Friday, April 20, 2007

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your check, write: "For Smuggling Diamonds."

7. Finish all of your sentences with "in accordance with the Prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital. And ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom."

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of Insanity .. Share this with a friend, make them smile. It's called therapy.

(This came my way via random email forwarding - I thought some of you would enjoy it, insh'Allah.)

4 comments:

Angie Ellaboudy said...

hence the name "crazy" muslima.. :)

Anis Hoda said...

Hillarious!!

Marya Bangee said...

haha fantabulous. (:

Huda Shaka` said...

Love it!