10 Good Reasons to Marry a Muslim
1. Cool Kids’ Names
2. In with the In-Crowd- Get with it!
2a. Diversify Your Gene Portfolio
3. Wedding of Your Dreams
4. Instant Celebrity
5. Pull the “M” Card
6. Family Drama and Not Just Yo’ Mamma
7,8,9 &10. You totally thought I was going to list something about ”multiple wives,” didn’t you? Didn’t you? Like saving on wedding expenses by doing 4 brides-in-1, or creating a dynasty of little you’s in one-quarter the time. You were just waiting for it, weren’t you?
Well, sorry, I couldn’t resist: Reasons 7,8,9, &10 = Wives 1,2,3 & 4.
Polygamy: expanding the Muslim empire since 600AD.
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